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Dave Portnoy, the famous pizza reviewer and founder of Barstool Sports, recently toured Massachusetts to review its best pizzerias as part of ‘One Bite Pizza Reviews’. His evaluations included notable establishments, with Eagle Brook Saloon receiving the highest score of 7.9. Portnoy’s ranking sparked discussions among fans and critics alike about his ratings. Additionally, his tour featured other notable scores, including a 9.8 for a roast beef sandwich.

Swampscott, Massachusetts – Renowned pizza reviewer Dave Portnoy, founder of Barstool Sports, recently completed a tour of some of Massachusetts’ top-rated pizza establishments as part of his online series “One Bite Pizza Reviews.” This tour took place in May 2024, where he visited various pizzerias to evaluate their offerings based on his distinct criteria, which include the vibe of the owners, attitude of patrons, ambience, and, most importantly, pizza quality.

Portnoy’s ratings from his reviews generally range from the 6s to low 7s, with the highest-rated pizzas in Massachusetts in 2024 receiving scores of 8.1 or above. During this tour, he evaluated four pizzerias, with Eagle Brook Saloon earning the highest score of 7.9 for its pizza, described as a good representation of a South Shore bar pie.

Other notable scores included a tie between Laced Pizza & Pub and Braintree Brewhouse, each receiving a score of 7.5. Though both establishments were similarly rated, Portnoy’s verbal assessment suggested he had a more favorable impression of Laced Pizza & Pub, citing it as a solid bar pie despite its thicker crust, which lacked crispiness due to the owner’s preference.

Mike & Lenny’s Bar Pizza earned a score of 7.7, but Portnoy found its layout confusing, comparing the experience of navigating the location to a “labyrinth” reminiscent of the popular series “Squid Games.” Portnoy’s reviews have consistently sparked discussion, with many fans and critics voicing differing opinions on his pizza preferences and overall reliability as a reviewer.

In addition to these pizza reviews, Portnoy assessed the best item overall from his Massachusetts tour, which happened to be a roast beef sandwich from Brothers Roast Beef & Pizza in Kingston, rated at 9.8. Conversely, the lowest score from his tour was a 6.2, awarded to Tripoli Pizza & Bakery in Lawrence.

Further adding to the conversation surrounding his reviews, a recent survey indicated that 261 out of 350 respondents disagreed with Portnoy’s rating system. Despite such criticism, he remains a popular figure within the pizza community, with reviews that attract significant attention and varying opinions.

Portnoy’s deep connection to the Massachusetts pizza scene extends beyond this tour. Recently, he attempted to review Cindy’s Pizza and Subs located in his hometown of Swampscott. After multiple years of attempted visits during its closure, this marked his first opportunity to review the establishment. Notably, Cindy’s Pizza and Subs previously received his only perfect score of “10” back in 2015.

As the pizza landscape in Massachusetts evolves, Portnoy’s reviews continue to bring both clout and contention. His highest scores to date from other parts of the state include a 9.4 for a pizza on Boylston St. in Chestnut Hill and a 9.3 from Nantucket, showcasing the range and variety of pizzas he has encountered.

Ultimately, Portnoy’s “One Bite Pizza Reviews” remain a noteworthy part of Massachusetts’ culinary culture, prompting ongoing discussions surrounding pizza quality and the subjective nature of taste. The blend of his personal experiences and the factors influencing his ratings keep audiences engaged and invested in the pizza community.